Some funny SMS
May be old for some of you :
1) Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is
outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !........
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2) At a party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG
the person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender almost got crushed..!!
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3) Girl 2 Mom: Mom i have started loving a boy!
Mom angry:Wat?? How old is he? Wt does he do??
Girl:He is 3 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach :-P
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4) Kaun kaheta hai akele aaye they..
Akele jayenge.
Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta..
Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta...
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5) Orange Ka Juice
Mera Yaar Kanjus
Aam Ka Achar
Uske Bahane Humesa Taiyar
Ganne Ka Ras
Na Kare Tu Sms
Bahane Hai Easy
Kehte Ho I'm Busy
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