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Sardarji went to US to live with his brother.
Sardarji's Brother owns a apple shop in US.
One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere.
He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple's price, tell them $2 a pound.
If somebody questions wheter these apples are sweet or sour, tell them some are some are not.
If some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy.
Now the sardarji was ready to sell the apples.
A lady comes and asks sardarji,
Do you know what time it is ? Sardarji replied $2 a pound.
Lady said; all sardarji's are idiot and fools.
Sardarji replied, some are some are not.
Lady got frustrated and said, I will take you to police station.
Sardarji replied, if you will not take some body else take.
2
1. What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
A: Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
2. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya, Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.
3. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
4. Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studing, Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him.
3
Newly married sardar to another newly married sardar "I am so kunjoos that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money".
Other sardar said "You are nothing I saved my full money, I sent my wife for honeymoon with my friend"
4
A policeman pulled the Sardarji over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Sardar : No, but wherever it is, it must be bad cause all the people were leaving.
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